Caption Contest
See this picture? Don’t understand it? Is it confusing? Does it frighten you? And before you question us about how a travel crib can be scary, think for a minute about what some hotel strollers and cribs can look like. Now reboot your brain because we’ve seen the strollers and cribs at Club Med and they are clean, meet or exceed current safety standards and are in such good shape that we didn’t immediately realize families didn’t bring their own strollers and cribs to Cancun.
But this crib doesn’t belong to us. In fact we stole it. That’s right, we took it. In broad daylight. Totally absconded with it. And yes, there is a story behind it we'll share with you. Eventually. But we’re not going to focus upon our alleged felonious activity right now. Instead we’re going to have a caption contest.
We want you to come up with a creative caption for this picture. We're looking for one that makes us laugh so loud our kids will tell us to knock it off and pipe down.
Here's how the caption contest will work. You can enter the contest as many times as you like from June 2nd- July 2nd. Leave your entry in the comments below. The winner will be picked by us based upon our own criteria-which mainly means we have to think your caption is pretty damn funny.
Grand prize is a Montreal Graco Playard with Newborn Napper. It's the same kind of playard you will find at Club Med's family resorts!
And there are more ways to win, plus a bonus prize:
Follow clubmedinsider on Twitter and tweet “follow @clubmedinsider and enter a caption contest for a free Graco Playard at http://cli.gs/z3Za1V”
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For every tweet and facebook share, you will be entered into a drawing to win a signed copy of our book “Mommy Guilt” and an hour of family vacation consultation.
Click here for rules and regulations
43 Comments
lumpyheadsmom says One of the three things in this picture will sleep with you. But only if you're a babe. Posted June 3, 2009, 10:48 am
Gerette says Devra and Aviva knew that they had opted for the junior suite, but they didn't quite expect this. Posted June 3, 2009, 11:07 am
Laurel says Holds 429 coconuts or one baby! Posted June 4, 2009, 9:30 am
Marci says Oh Where oh Where can that little one be, oh where oh where can it be? We seem to have a cage but not little critter to put in it. I wonder if we could steal one from somewhere.....perhaps Club Med???? Posted June 10, 2009, 5:10 pm
agordon10 says The Invisible Kids' Crib. Posted June 15, 2009, 8:00 pm
Michelle says Check out this pack and play your baby will be so at rest you wont even know they are there Posted June 15, 2009, 9:17 pm
marge mckoen says Hey baby , travel for us-now you take a nap and don't fuss. Posted June 16, 2009, 12:28 pm
trishden says Let me get this straight....this family resort game of Island Apprentice requires us to both get in there with diapers on our heads?!! I won't do it, I won't......unless I get a Pina Colada in my bottle! I bet the Donald never had to do anything like this. Whaaaaa!! Posted June 17, 2009, 2:38 pm
Rebecca says Dear Baby,
We loved the Montreal Graco Playard with newborn napper so much, that we decided to take IT on vacation with us, and not YOU, the baby..
You wouldn't believe just how comfortable this thing really is..
Wish you were here!
XOXO Posted June 17, 2009, 7:27 pm
Jessee says WANTED!
Thelma & Louise
For the crimes of (well the most recent crime being) intentional playpin robbery. And the possibility that they enjoyed it as much as the child was.
It is understood that they are armed with highly explosive diapers and semi automatic spit up.
$50,000
Posted June 18, 2009, 10:08 pm
Aviva says The honeymoon suite was taken. Posted June 18, 2009, 10:38 pm
Debbie says "Club Baby Bed" Posted June 20, 2009, 8:49 pm
Karen says Count me in again - 6/21/09 :)
ktgonyea at gmail.com Posted June 21, 2009, 7:23 am
Rebecca says
Posted June 22, 2009, 11:39 am
Rebecca says Lost: Montreal-Graco-Playard Last Name: Newborn-Napper Last seen: On the back of a speeding pick-up truck @ Club Med Description of Embezzlers: Two neatly dressed and crafty brunettes disquised in dark sunglasses. Note:Abductors appeared to be laughing psychotically as they were hauling Montreal away. Location: Cancun Mexico Reward: My First born female child-16 years of age! Posted June 22, 2009, 12:06 pm
Ashley says Montreal became irritated when bugged by fans for a photo. Posted June 23, 2009, 2:57 pm
Ashley says Cancun Club Med Resturant:
Waiter: Hola Senorita, would you like to order a drink?
Devra: Si, graco. I would like a Pina Colada. Muito Graco.
Renner: Devra! That's Gracias you idiot, not Graco.
Posted June 23, 2009, 3:04 pm
Ashley says (delete last post) Cancun Club Med Resturant: Waiter: Hola Senorita, would you like to order a drink? Devra: Si, graco. I would like a Pina Colada. Muito Graco. Aviva: Devra! That's Gracias you idiot, not Graco. Posted June 23, 2009, 3:06 pm
John says "OK folks, our next match-up in Women's Caged Heat Wrestling ...is..." Posted June 23, 2009, 3:19 pm
Ashley says Hotdogs! Get your Hotdogs! Posted June 24, 2009, 7:19 pm
Ashley says Devra and Aviva had hoped that tugging around a Monteral Graco would have the same effect on the hot men of the Cancun beach as a bikini might...sadly they were wrong and escorted off the beach and locked behind a fence at the local zoo. Posted June 24, 2009, 7:25 pm
Ashley says **The new Montreal Graco** Proven to get you over the border safely Posted June 24, 2009, 7:32 pm
John says "Finally apprehended...Montreal Graco Playard with Newborn Napper...and the Newborn Napper, kid nappers" Posted June 25, 2009, 2:14 am
John says "Devra and Aviva set up to stage a P.E.T.A. protest" Posted June 25, 2009, 5:52 am
Julie says Okay. We've got the Pack n Play. Now What'd we do with the baby? Posted June 27, 2009, 1:48 pm
vicki says Lets get in here before the baby does! Posted June 27, 2009, 3:46 pm
vicki says Now which one of us is going to have the baby????? Posted June 27, 2009, 3:52 pm
Michele says YES! Score! We smuggled this Pack N Play, that's right, we're cool! Umm, Aviva? Where's the baby??? Posted June 27, 2009, 3:52 pm
John says "Gee officer, don't ask us how it got there...as you can see, we're just standing here minding our own business" Posted June 27, 2009, 7:13 pm
Debbie says "Just add sand" Posted June 28, 2009, 1:37 am
John says "In this photo on the cover of 'Crime Times' magazine of Cancun, Mexico; the infamous duo dubbed the 'Graco Napper-Nappers' (AKA: Devra and Aviva), and still on the run, looking more like movie stars than anything else, are depicted appearing calm and relaxed. Often smiling and laughing brazingly, as they stood over their heist. They later told reporters: 'It was like taking candy from a baby'..." Posted June 30, 2009, 7:01 am
vicky says easiet suitcase ever for vacation. Posted June 30, 2009, 10:23 am
Chanda says Crib? What crib? We haven't seen a crib! Posted June 30, 2009, 6:51 pm
Kelsey says Sturdy, Realiable, Hardworkin' just like the women showcasin' it! Posted June 30, 2009, 11:21 pm
John says "Just act casual...when no one's looking we grab the crib, toss it over the wall... then scale this gate, and get the heck out of here" Posted July 1, 2009, 5:44 am
Elizabeth says I wondered why it was so quiet in the car. Now we'll just have to wait while John goes home and gets the baby. Posted July 1, 2009, 9:48 pm
Tara says That's right, folks, at six o'clock tonight we will be jello wrestling in this contraption...who wants tickets? Posted July 1, 2009, 10:40 pm
justine says Realizing the hype surrounding Jon & Kate Plus 8, Logo tries to jump on the bandwagon with "Devra and Aviva Plus Zero". Posted July 2, 2009, 5:25 am
amy says Next on America's Most Wanted...(photo)...Have you seen these THREE? Two are said to have been caring for babies, changing diapers, blogging, and going on vacation. The other is said to be their accomplice that travels with them and can help keep the kids in line (if you know what I mean). Reports are stating that Club Med is their hide out of choice. One of our sources say that Cancun may be their current destination. Caution needs to be used when approaching these three....as it may result in having fun! Posted July 2, 2009, 7:18 am
Chrysa says Um, ladies? Are you missing someone? ....say about 18" tall and crying a lot? Posted July 2, 2009, 10:24 am
Suanne says Devra and Aviva went to Club Med in Cancun and all they got was this Montreal Graco Playard with Newborn Napper. I didn't even get the proverbial lousy T-Shirt!
Thank you for the opportunity to participate in this useful giveaway! Posted July 2, 2009, 2:55 pm
John says Just wondering: When the winner of the caption contest be announced? I'm sort of anxious to find out, because my best friend in the whole world just had her baby on the 4th of July. She's only 25 years old and a single mom, so I really want to win this to give it to her :) Posted July 6, 2009, 6:28 am
ParentopiaAviva says Great submissions everyone! You didn't make this easy for us. The winner will be announced shortly! Posted July 9, 2009, 11:20 am